Tonight I’m headlining a brand new comedy club called Laugh Lines in Boulder. I started in Boulder and I’m very excited that my first real club headlining gig (where I’m not a co-headliner) is back where I started. Tickets are sold out but if you have some amanita pantherina I can pull some strings for you.
I’m a featured performer at the first ever Pensacola Comedy Festival this weekend, but I’m really just going out to eat shrimp and oysters and get piss drunk on the beach. Please Venmo me some sunscreen money.
This weekend I’m performing at Laugh Out Loud in San Antonio, Texas, land of a thousand hotels. I’ve been informed that there is a city here but I can’t see anything but highway. I am enjoying some local cuisine though, got some string cheese from Walmart and the hotel was kind enough to supply me with a hardboiled egg.
I’m in New Orleans this weekend for the Hell Yes Fest. This city is like Paris and Las Vegas had a one night stand. What Hurricane Katrina did to the city, the Me Too Movement did to this comedy festival. But when there is shrimp étouffée in your mouth it’s hard to give a shit about anything else.
Friday through Sunday (June 15-17) I will be performing at the StarWater Stage at Sonic Bloom. 2 PM on Friday, 12 and 2 PM on Saturday and 1:45 on Saturday. Come by and for the love of gosh bring some deemsters.